Kayaking on the vicious Potomac? That's pretty dangerous, don't you think? Well, you're a daredevil, and you live life on the edge. Kayaking may be dangerous, but it sure is a hell of a lot of fun. The adrenaline you feel while going down a rapid or fighting off alligators makes you feel really special, so live it up. Enjoy it.
And while you're on your special adrenaline high, you might get a little parched. Even though you're surrounded by water, it's probably best not to drink it. You're better than boring tap water. And you're smarter too, because you remembered your cooler. Open that bad boy up. What's in there? The best decision you've made all day. You have a cold, delicious Budweiser sitting there, just waiting for you. Pop the tab and take a swig of liquid awesome. That adrenaline high is gonna get higher now, bud. Are you ready for the greatest adventure of your life? Get out there. It's waiting for you.
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